=)

extraordinary happenings within a day

1) saw a cyclist on the road shoulder at the middle of ecp

2) saw a lady crossing the road in the middle of PIE.

bcause of her, the traffic is delayed. i was like ????? when i saw her. madness.

3) saw a bloody pad under a hdb.

why is it there? im pondering hard . unless the woman feel uneasy and just simply pull out her pad and throw it on the ground? powerful! i think she is superb, she can pull out her pad without taking off her shorts?

again? why is the pad laying on the ground? why? it's not even wrapped up and its lying flat on the floor. this bloody pad is haunting me in my memory. pad, pls go away.

4) saw an underwear on my way walking down the stairs under my hdb.

why? why is the underwear there? it's creased. again unless the man dun feel comfortable wearing underwear and simply pull out the underwear and throw it on the stairs? how did he manage to do it?

weird weird.





oh yah.. i have one resume to share

it wrote:

O level results

E maths: B3/4
science ( chem/phy): B3/4
chinese: B3/4

** wat is she trying to imply. is she trying to be funny?
so in future resume should look like this?

english: A1/2
chinese: A2/2
Maths: B3/4
Science: B4/4
Geography: C5/6
History: C6/6

?????????????????????

weird ppl are around, but these incidents manage to cheer up my day with a laugh.
i'm weird too..


btw i saw jie lun last nite. his performance is fantastic. i manage to maintain my image by sitting firm on my seat while others are madly stamping their foots, waving their hands, singing his songs, screaming, shouting his name, dance with light sticks, standing up etc etc. btw i brought digital cam along, but this cam disappoint me. hai yo.. realised that the battery cell is empty when i reached indoor stadium.


i enjoyed when ppl around me are enjoying my presense and ending their day with a laugh/smile.
Now i finally know wat my talent is... that is talking nonsensical topics. lol

i have a new task. my task is to erase unpleasant memories from ur hard disk and cheer up your later days.

ppl can chose to leave me. if you permit yourself to add me in your list, i promise to inject endless laughers into you. lol

sweetheart

lun says:
I KEEP ON LAUGHING
lun says:
WTF
lun says:
DAN THE TOILET PAPER
lun says:
DAN THE CHEWING GUM
lun says:
HURHUR
lun says:
I MISS YOUR NO SENSE


im enjoying when ppl enjoyed my presense.



tell u a short story. this is for my sweetheart.
one day a 27 year old bar girl is teaching in a classroom. a 15 years old fat girl approached her and asked for the bar girl's number.

fat girl: can i have your number?
bar girl: you want my number for?
fat girl: ask you out. can i ask u out on fri?
bar girl: do you know how old am i?
fat girl: yes, 27.
bar girl: yes i am 27 and u are 15. i am older then you by 12 years gap. where u wanna ask me to go? join u in archade? where u wan me to hang out? hello kitty? sorry i cant give you my number. it is very confidential.

next day -->

fat girl: ( move forward and sit on the side of the chair where the bar girl is sitting)
bar girl: ( wah biangs in her heart)
fat girl: am i heavy?
bar girl: of cos you are not heavy, you are sitting at the side of the chair not on my legs! ( stand up and move away)
fat girl: ( backside 100% cover the chair), come sit on my leg..
bar girl: ( lol in her heart)


on yah.. i forgot to mention that my contact lens broke in my eye. i had phobia to wear lens for few days. the touchlight in my car saved my life and eye.

my sweetheart called me, so touched sia. she wanted to send her resume to me through phone. lol

newton-ing soon ok.. i promise u lah..

btw i looking for this particular instant noodle. i was recommended by this friend when we were at crusing expo that day. hmm..

hello

my soul is totally drained off. I slept as early as 10pm and woke up as early as 8am in the morning. Work work work. wanna gave myself a break but the never ending work refuse to put a stop to it.

Im quite amused that my fuel consumption. It dropped to 11.9litre per km. previously it was at an average of 15km. wat is drinking up my petrol? The sun? the moon or the cat who always climb on top of my car?

I will be meeting my remote husband in 2 days time. So eager hur.

There is one girl who feels so afflicted to meet me. Seeing me makes her upset. Do I look stern or demanding? Lol.

Went for a spa yesterday. Anyway I dun enjoy it.

paid for my Korean class but I kept skipping. I paid for a few activities and I skipped all. Time to be thrifty.

assumption kills

i doubt some human beings neglected the words spoken from their mouth, hurts

for eg.
you are stupid. the word stupid can be replaced by silly. sentence rephrased, you are silly sounded better.

your kid is very naughty. the word naughty can be replaced by playful.

words kills unreasonably.

i noticed ppl around me assumes. i dun deny that i do have my own assumption sometimes.

but wrong words once came out from our precious mouth will always be a sin.

for eg.
you have a basket of feathers with you. you drop a feather on every 10 steps until u reach a km.
when u try to turn back to follow the path of the feathers, you will realised all or some feathers are gone, flew away.

what im trying to say is abit random. mistake cannot be forgotten, words said cannot be erase.

this week is a devastated week for me. sucky things follow one after another. i almost collapse.
lucky my mum was there for me.

anyway, all shall be a learning experience. this is a journey of learning experiences

numerous spelling and grammar mistake but i dun give a damn. im tired. goodnite and time to slumber.

ppl of different culture

my mind is so random. everything is so random.

huge amount of stress

Dear diary,

i am very stress.

im going insane.

some more nonsenses gonna come in , i going to breakdown.
pls stop

my phone ring non stop. NON STOP

i know i have to endure and expect all these but everything came at the same time for the past 1 week continuously.

Complains, rubbish, madness, nonsenses, ridiculous, misunderstanding, raised voice, crazy topics, ass holes everything. U name it, i have it.
ALL ALL ALL.

today someone even msg me and ask me some weird qns and tell me about god. my god.

i took 3 days mc. i dun even have the time to take a break. even when im eating, bathing. all these nonsensical things came attacking me.

tell me. wats wrong with everyone. wats wrong. weird ppl are all around.

im crying inside my heart.

I AM VERY ANGRY.

Erm thanx, well its also bcos I realized I will be happier focusing on teaching english. <-- maths or science will make her sad?

I AM VERY ANGRY.

I SAY AGAIN. I AM VERY VERY ANGRY.

MY BLOOD IS BOILING.

FURTHERMORE MY FRIENDS ARE DRAGGED IN. IS THIS CALL PROFESSIONALISM?

CRAZY WOMAN!

i really dun feel like wasting my breath and time on insane ppl. i got no time to entertain at all. crazy





Vio Says.. says:
u free not?
Vio Says.. says:
always so busy
chrisgan says:
how u noe im bz
Vio Says.. says:
always busy!
Vio Says.. says:
so must book 1 mth in advance
Vio Says.. says:
haha!