sweetheart

lun says:
I KEEP ON LAUGHING
lun says:
WTF
lun says:
DAN THE TOILET PAPER
lun says:
DAN THE CHEWING GUM
lun says:
HURHUR
lun says:
I MISS YOUR NO SENSE


im enjoying when ppl enjoyed my presense.



tell u a short story. this is for my sweetheart.
one day a 27 year old bar girl is teaching in a classroom. a 15 years old fat girl approached her and asked for the bar girl's number.

fat girl: can i have your number?
bar girl: you want my number for?
fat girl: ask you out. can i ask u out on fri?
bar girl: do you know how old am i?
fat girl: yes, 27.
bar girl: yes i am 27 and u are 15. i am older then you by 12 years gap. where u wanna ask me to go? join u in archade? where u wan me to hang out? hello kitty? sorry i cant give you my number. it is very confidential.

next day -->

fat girl: ( move forward and sit on the side of the chair where the bar girl is sitting)
bar girl: ( wah biangs in her heart)
fat girl: am i heavy?
bar girl: of cos you are not heavy, you are sitting at the side of the chair not on my legs! ( stand up and move away)
fat girl: ( backside 100% cover the chair), come sit on my leg..
bar girl: ( lol in her heart)


on yah.. i forgot to mention that my contact lens broke in my eye. i had phobia to wear lens for few days. the touchlight in my car saved my life and eye.

my sweetheart called me, so touched sia. she wanted to send her resume to me through phone. lol

newton-ing soon ok.. i promise u lah..

btw i looking for this particular instant noodle. i was recommended by this friend when we were at crusing expo that day. hmm..