Why am I having this offensive feeling right now?

what makes me feel this way?

Date of Application 11/12/1983
Name liqin

shi hur.. eye got shit hur


MY NEW NEIGHBOUR IS VERY NOISY. I WISHED I COULD USE MY FINGERS TO POKE THEIR EYES

Name Sheila
Age 20
Race Chinese
Gender English


what is this?

new neighbour

my new neighbour is very noisy.
i cannot visualise having jm n wendy as my neighbour.
i will call the police.

i logged out ur gmail.. hahaha

hello dao jia hao..


another year gonna end in a month's time.
whats new for christmas?

i feel like killing people.

where did money came from?

??

where did money came from?
certainly there's some places and someone senior who is incharge of printing money.

global crisis. worlds' major problem.
why the machine cannot produce more money.
just print. very easy. printer, paper and ink.
why cant?

im not trying to be funny but come to think about it, who and when can the machine produce money?

Chinese new year?
If the world agreed to print more money, all problem will be solved.

Economy growth, the number of population are increasing each year, in any country. definately more and more money must be pumped in to be spent.
then?

how and when money can be printed?

i did some research online but the fact does not really make sense to me.

but if printing money is so easy, what will happen to the world?
but when can money be printed?

Retarded

how?
she spelled rubber as robber.
I feel like killing myself.


Kinda busy nowadays as planning for some seminars.
stress yet enjoying with my life.


Im getting older.
My body is aching.
Speech and action getting retarded.

i need a pack of battery.


The thought of the char siew uncle really turns me off.
He is as skinny as elaine.
Wear black specs. straight long hair, tied up.
wear big and baggy 3 quarter pants.
teeth out of shape
Can u visualise how er xin he is?


Simple or luxury?


The only time whereby i can relax is with u guys.
a bunch of jokers and loud speakers.


I felt that rihanna concert is awful.
lucky the dinosaur did not go if not she will roar till her throat tear.

The zoo incident seems stupid to me.


...

for ked


for jm

i felt so disturbed by threatening sms nowadays.

i detest people from ch**a
i will not go ch**a for tour
i will not collaborate with anyone from ch**a
and i never want to have any friends from there.

i recalled this past experience whereby i was collaborating with this guy, and he was a swindle eventually. anyway it happened 2 years ago. fuck it.

early morning, i received ridiculous sms from this ch**a lady.

she used those extremely words to describle me.
dirty, shameless, retribution etc.

i was affected and perplex initally, but get to realise why should i be get affected by these nonsenses.

ok anyway thats it.

fatty bum bum

I felt terrible.
im such a fattie

=(


my face shows a perfect circle.

jared so nice.. =D

hello... excuse me

silly entertainment while waiting for parking lot at anchorpoint.

someone sent me two emails

1st email:
Hi, Chirs,
wish I could get one this time, haha.

2nd email:
Hi, Chirs,
To increase my chance , I 'd also like to take this one.


wat the hell! Hi comma chirs comma hur.
increase my chance to go bankrupt

siao zha bo

chrisgan says (10:49 PM):
people who stayed in tampines are called tampinese

Libertine says (10:51 PM):
shi huh?!??
Libertine says (10:51 PM):
teban gardens leh?!?
Libertine says (10:51 PM):
teban gardeners

Libertine says (10:53 PM):
queenswayians

Libertine says (10:53 PM):
hhahahhah
Libertine says (10:53 PM):
stirling roadrunners

chrisgan says (10:53 PM):
bedokian

Libertine says (10:54 PM):
pasir risoto

Libertine says (10:55 PM):
hahahahahahah
Libertine says (10:55 PM):
SERANGOONERS

chrisgan says (10:55 PM):
lavernderious

Libertine says (10:55 PM):
LITTLE INDIA
Libertine says (10:55 PM):
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Libertine says (10:56 PM):
ONE LITTLE 2 LITTLE 3 LITTLE INDIAN
Libertine says (10:56 PM):
4 LITTLE 5 LITTLE 6 LITTLE INDIANS
Libertine says (10:56 PM):
7 LITTLE 8 LITTLE 9 LITTLE INDIANS
Libertine says (10:56 PM):
10 LITTLE INDIAN BOYS
Libertine says (10:56 PM):
10 LITTLE INDIANBOYS

chrisgan says (10:58 PM):
clementians hur

Libertine says (10:59 PM):
geylangkway

Libertine says (11:05 PM):
braddellians
chrisgan says (11:05 PM):
hahahha lians
chrisgan says (11:05 PM):
hahahahhahahaha
Libertine says (11:05 PM):
all stay there is lian
Libertine says (11:05 PM):
hahahahhahah

Libertine says (11:06 PM):
sembawang chumbawumba

Libertine says (11:09 PM):
i think punggolians also nice

chrisgan says (11:10 PM):
kranjingle?
Libertine says (11:11 PM):
kranjingle huh?!?!? SHI HUH
chrisgan says (11:11 PM):
kranjingle bells

chrisgan says (11:12 PM):
seng kangeroo?
Libertine says (11:12 PM):
hahahahaha sengkangaroo
Libertine says (11:12 PM):
hahahhahahah
Libertine says (11:12 PM):
cock
Libertine says (11:15 PM):
sengkangaroo





cockers

i walked and walked and walked
suddenly i became very short.
wat happened?

i fell down. =S

My name is Bella, i learn, you are looking for person who can be tuition. I have some years in this region and i sent my resume to you.
I'm very happy to receive ur answer soon.


wat the hell is this ?

press 1 to request for one packet of curry sauce
press 2 to request for two packet of curry sauces
to request for more than 2 packet of curry sauce, press # followed by the number of curry sauces followed by *

k: i feel like punching people's face cos the drinks are so cheap here
c: i feel like punching the plate cos the food is not nice.

i wished


i still have it!!


turtle. she said


dun kill me

how much is enough?
how much do we exactly need?
what are your goals?

no job is easy.

my client prepared a cheque for me and she is unsure of the payee's name.
she passed the cheque to me, smile and said " please fill in the blank."
i endured.


i was talking on the phone with this sister. She asked me to call her brother directly and will sms me her brother's number once we put down the phone.
the next moment, i received an sms from her saying: i dont know his number so can u tell me if thats happen?
haha i was like? how?


ladies n gentlemen, i woke up at 8am today..

im getting less productive in work when the sky is turning dark.


flu medicine kills.

i dislike and i detest.

ta ma de

today i received this sms damn cute lahhh

she: is that you, chris?
me: may i know who's on the line?
she: if you are chris i will call u in 20 mins.

i din reply cos the sms seems weird.. haha..

my boyfriend. cute not?
dun kill me




da shi xiong.. i miss u.

im feeling abit tired.





this month i kenna 2 summons.
aaaahhhhh.....

wind flowerssss

da jia kong bu ma??
finally i found it

There is this fucking super rectangular cockroach doing high jump from the tree to my birdnest hair.

I dislike my room.

ta ma de

i seriously dun think i fancy chicken rice.
my car is polluted with cig smell
my room is like a garden
i woke up 8am today.
i like black white and red, mayb pink


ked is beside me

i suspect i like pink.

ºΩº Ked says:
ppl worked 10hrs juz now noe
cg. says:
=(
ºΩº Ked says:
u played 10hrs
ºΩº Ked says:
opposite

i dunno what the hell i brought along my housekey into the bathroom.

something interested from facebook.









ah ahh ah ah staying alive staying alive

ta ma de someone din call me tonite. bz with her chocolate

weirdo

Lil sMaLL fLy says:
today all the customer like shit
Lil sMaLL fLy says:
one auntie came and ask me how much to print elvis presley t shirt
Lil sMaLL fLy says:
i said i dunno
Lil sMaLL fLy says:
she said u do this line, why i dunno?
Lil sMaLL fLy says:
then i said i do tattoo, not printing

cg. says:
hahahahhahahhaa



Lil sMaLL fLy says:
i think my mense wanna come already
Lil sMaLL fLy says:
my breast wanna burst

random

king kong
king pok
sillypok
lo pok
tomboy
dinosaur
lao pok
crocodile
god of fortune
silly
shit
joker
jurassic park
science centre
laksa
tree trunk
ugly
er xin
giant
65kg
spring breaker
loudspeaker
/o
dumbo
shit face
ninja turtle
mtv
bo liao
wu de lah
disgusting
burper
scary movie
snorer
shuffler
sickening face

31 only

welcome.
sian.. tmr see u again..
joker says - me also sianzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......... dont come to hq. lor!
ok.
are u going to dieee..u wun become butterfly..

this is wat i have found in her pc

the joker

joker's favourite


together with

perfect solution



identity exposed
joker's hangout place: vivo city

isnt it scary when someone reads u like a manual?

dun blame

dun blame others when they've hurt u.

u have a brain in ur head
u have legs in ur shoes
u have eyes to look for opportunities
u have a pair of hands to steer in any directions.

so dun blame.
u r the manufactor of what u have became today.
urself.
once again.
dun blame others.
make full use of ur steering wheel.

MISS SWAN-- SINGAPORE VERSION

dun kill me. =(

I realized how blessed I am to have a golden mouth.

This mouth worth a million

ppl start calling me fatty bum bum.

I used to exclude the word “stupid” in my dictionary.

Now, Im gonna restore it back.

Me.

i think my mum is born a joker.

we are communicating thru sms in our own rooms.

me: help me call ambulance. i very hungry until cannot move

mum: you know you over weigh, i think call hospital car is no use, dai ya cannot working

me: dai ya hur

mum: mean car's 4 leg

i simply simply simply dunno why cant i just hit my own target.
isnt that really tough?

1234567

i gonna ask for consultation fee soon.

god gave every human beings a pair of magical hands.
the rest is up to us.

panting over the current market.

Truthfully speaking, I really oppose those donations through phone.
Can u really see where ur money diverge to?

The recent news really dishearten me. Assuming to be a good deed but end up like shit.
Shit flushed down the toilet bowl.

REN **
This is totally absurd.


U have the freedom to love. You have the freedom to do anything u like.
No one has the authority to stop u.
Even ur best friend.
Im not implying that im supporting ur decision.
In fact u urself have to support ur own decision.
Cos I believe that every relationship could allows someone to know themselves better
So just do whatever u want.
=)


btw, im not a great lover.
U have to believe this.

shiok shiok shiok!

swimming, drinking by the pool.

i have no talent but i can be a great entertainer.

time is very precious to be as it cannot be recycle.

how should i put these feelings into words.

hellooo.. im still alive!
btw the show last nite was kinda draggy.

im a bloody smoker.

nap causes aches.
zouk this thurs.
hmm, welcome back !

by the way i managed to convert my body clock to a healtier lifestyle. well i goes to bed latest by 2am n woke up at 10am. isnt that great. finally i made it after 2 years and yes, 2 years!

bye.

territory

how much is enough. everyone is greedy.

btw, i swear that i detest chi*a.
its endless disturbing matters.
pls leave us alone.
why are they having the same mindset?
its disgusting
our territory consist of stupid pigs?
so what is the reason that u are attacking us
fucking go back to ur dirt territory
i just despise u n draw a line against ch*na

pls allow me to kill

i wished i could punch, and only punches those people till they are dead.

everyone in this planet are fighting against one another.
everyday, every min, every single second.


brainless ppl are suviving and polluting the air.

sucky characters being programmed in human beings.
why?
why cant they just die.
i wished they could die.

new challengers

someone out there is trying to challenge me.
someone out there who is once dearly to me.
and i gladly welcome all challengers

world war

TA MA DE, theres this ah ma calling me "uncle", cant she just say something appealing?

basically, im out these few evenings getting stuffs that im yearning for before going for the world war.
i could simply feel a hole in my pocket.

Terrible traffic jam and accident at pie.
i dun understand why some drivers are trying to act heros.
Even its the most luxurious or even the highest cc thats invented in the planet or even david beckham's occupying the diamond seat , pls, theres still no way ppl could speed in singapore. red light and thats it.

why do ppl speed?
he may reached destination 7 mins earlier if manage to race through the traffic
otherwise, he would reach home 7 days later.


btw. im going to work one full month without having a day off.

its only 12am now and im feeling drained.
whats this implying?
uncle?

nanfarian superman.





Im so busy and Im so really busy

Im just wondering how human beings spend their money without a doubt.
Just had a peek into my wallet and got a little upset by the way I handle my own financial.

Wth would I sign up MOS membership $280, in the first place whereby im not a fan of MOS?
Anyway its expired.

got a new strategy to compel myself to lose weight.
For the near future, will buy clothes in a smaller size.
if I were so eager to wear them,
it would dearly remind me to lose weight.
Isn’t it a good idea.
I just did it today.
60.3 still. Obese. Worst still, im having this burden to carry a packet of 5kg rice in my kangaroo’s pocket.

Btw Im mad with my hair
now i can be a potential bull

Pls dun be proud just cos u were gifted “you look hot” from some stranger.
I still love u while digging my nose.

jills talented artpiece.




isnt he cute.


i cropped the lower part off cos its kinda, erm weird.u shld noe. haha

mrs fong wannabe

Dear Pen pal,

U looked absolutely gorgeous.
The way that u bring urself, the way u stand are impressively unique.
Everything about u is so wonderful


if anyone dares to make fun of u, i will kill them.

Sometimes when u are so enthusiastic into one particular food, this might happen:

lead: bowl of rice, bitter gourd, a cat and a fattie

苦 瓜 有 没 有 吃 猫？

Thank you

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. All you have to do is live long enough.

scary.


this girl has tied herself to me for the rest of my life.



been having this ultimate gasping feelins these few nites.
how to?
life threatening.

btw $2.18- petrol 5000
my latest weight,congrats to me for achieving the obese stage- 60.3kg

Some country gonna ban us from sharing their petrol.
evil.

why do we need to shout when we are just beside each other?


28/5/08- wed





running against time.
how to?


27/5/08- Tues

“The entire world is surrounded by weird people”
I really dun understand wats the purpose of taking much education.
Swallow ur grades pls.

They sound like prostitutes.
The house is haunted blah blah blah
I think you, urself is the ghost.
fuckers.

im not against education,
im only against ppl who just eat the books.
Blind, brainless, ridiculous.
Pls bring ur brain to work and stop being a director of “The ring”



25/5/08- sun

Zoo excursion.

set off on a bright sunny day
i was amazed by the incalculable people cruising around
Raining powerfully after 30 mins of the pleasure trip
Sadly, we missed out the umbrellas.
Conclusion, I might not visit the zoo again.
Boring, dirty and tiring

1 can of coke- $3
5 people- $15

1 raincoat- $3
5 raincoats- $15

1 tram ride- $3
5 people- $15

1 ice- cream- $3
5 ice- cream- $15

Tickets- $65

inflation.


extraordinary


we hide ourselves under the shelter for an hr.


mighty solution

our lovely bride

isnt she appealing and attractive? -- lousia lee


ugly betty part 20 -- wendy tan ah pui


ugly betty part 101 -- Jac


suelynn and ked


gandoo and bride


us.


left- zheng fa lady boss.


my secondary classmates.
14 years of friendship.isnt that mighty!
from school results to triumphant careers
tattoo artist, financial specialist, sales manager, general manager, network specialist, education specialist, president.


sharine - says:
but now si jia like vanished in thin air liao
sharine - says:
no one know wat happen to her
sharine - says:
u know?

MARIO-크리스 says:
haahahhahahaha
MARIO-크리스 says:
raped?
MARIO-크리스 says:
i dunno leh
MARIO-크리스 says:
u go and investigate
MARIO-크리스 says:
i give u this task to investigate

sharine - says:
got pple wanna rape her meh??

MARIO-크리스 says:
louis lor

sharine - says:
really no one knows..
sharine - says:
i tried asking ard but no one knows

MARIO-크리스 says:
wah
MARIO-크리스 says:
u wan find out from register 1 to 42
MARIO-크리스 says:
you very hardworking



si jia hur. haha
i still rem her nick in mirc "chio_lian"


tactical mistake from sly ppl happened early in the morning at 8am.
8am!
im always pissed with ppl who spoil my sleep esp im the type who goes to bed in the morning.
i really cursed her for her arrogrance
btw if she did something hurting, i wun let her off easily.
im not going to elaborate.

my killing list- 15 ppl.
if i ever had the authorise to kill . i will.