Monday, January 28, 2008
busy!
1)
My Name is Meng **** ,from C***a and I am now studying Industrial System Engineering in N**. I found through NIEO team that you need a Chinese tutor for a P3 student, and I think myself to be of help to you..I have already got your phone number, however I did not phone you since I was afraid that a sudden call may disturb you.Do you mind to reply this email and tell me at what time you will be free? therefore i can call you?
2)
An applicant actually scanned her Identity card and send in to me.
Sunday, January 27, 2008
pms crisis
i searched and messed up my entire cupboard.
where have u gone too? pls come back. sigh
weird ppl are around. they called and armed with me silly questions.
i dun mind spending on worthwhile books.
pms crisis, therefore dun come and disturb me. i will roar.
could sense that im getting arrogant nowadays.
came across this while reading resume.
contact no: +65-0-6566****
what is that 0 for? press 1 for English, press 2 for chinese, press 0 for tamil.
had my car polished. the guy done a great job.
frustrated with my new phone. surprised that the phone was selling around $1200 without plan and i simply bought it at $250 with plan, new year offer. The functions are great but its not that user friendly.
fucks.
Thursday, January 24, 2008
multi tasking
1) confused by keys. when i was trying to open my house door, i took out my car key and press the button. i paused for awhile and laugh to myself for being nuts.
2) guessed im bad in multi tasking, was talking to pui and receiving sms at the same time. when she was about to put down the phone with me, instead of saying "goodbye" to her, i said "thank you". i paused and we laughed. im suppose to reply the "thank you" msg back to my fren.
how silly i can be at all times.
i glanced through C profile at friendster. Im so digusted by her pictures. come on, the girl is straight. she is not ur type and u are not her type too. dun try to act as though she is yours.
overseas girl fren hur? i think all these are nonsense.
Wednesday, January 23, 2008
on the phone with 1/6 tutor
im really curious what is 1/6 ( years of teaching experience).
She told me 1/6 refers to 2 months. 1/6 is the fraction.
i asked her why not put 2 months instead.
she said i asked years of experience for that qns, therefore she put 1/6 years.
hmm ok it do make sense.
she sound like chipmunks. really. i have this urge to tell her how i feel about her.
she really sound like chipmunks.
now im feeling confuse. is my qns confused or ?
Years of experience in teaching: 0.5
Years of experience in teaching: 1/6
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
beef leather?
she wrote:
I saw the below available vacancies which you sent me the daily vacancies. I am really interested in the below assignment. I did ever forward my resume and you had received it as well. Please let me know how can i go about it. I would like to give it a try. And its quite near also as i am staying in Jurong. Let me give it a try for this.
im not being arrogant nor laughing at people's english/ resume. my english sucks neither.
amusing anecdote to share:
btw i asked my mum wat is my wallet made of.. she answered "beef leather"..
beef is famous nowadays hur?
mum just gave me an hour of massage. my mum is not old. she is vintage. lol
oh ya , i think there is a duplicated of my soul in pui lian's body. she knows me too well.
scary.
anyway she's right. i only joke with the ppl whom i have ultimate feelings towards them.
this is me.
this is not liking or detesting, if im not comfortable with the person, i will just remain my individual unquie and vintage image. lol
Sunday, January 20, 2008
my frens
time is my precious commodity
he asked me how to make a brand popular.
while we were so into the topic, we were talking about our favourite brands etc
suddenly he told me that there is this particular shoe which is made of beef
i stopped and pondered for awhile.
i took out my wallet and asked him, you mean this wallet is made of beef?
then we paused for a second, next laugh out loud. it's cow skin not beef.
btw am i right? cow's skin? this is fucking funny. my wallet is made of beef
placed a toy gun in my car, i took out the gun and began acting with it.
i hide the gun in my sock , stand behind a van and start shooting here and there
din realise that there is someone in the opp car. lol
anyway i had fun. had a luxury meal.
Saturday, January 19, 2008
=)
1) saw a cyclist on the road shoulder at the middle of ecp
2) saw a lady crossing the road in the middle of PIE.
bcause of her, the traffic is delayed. i was like ????? when i saw her. madness.
3) saw a bloody pad under a hdb.
why is it there? im pondering hard . unless the woman feel uneasy and just simply pull out her pad and throw it on the ground? powerful! i think she is superb, she can pull out her pad without taking off her shorts?
again? why is the pad laying on the ground? why? it's not even wrapped up and its lying flat on the floor. this bloody pad is haunting me in my memory. pad, pls go away.
4) saw an underwear on my way walking down the stairs under my hdb.
why? why is the underwear there? it's creased. again unless the man dun feel comfortable wearing underwear and simply pull out the underwear and throw it on the stairs? how did he manage to do it?
weird weird.
oh yah.. i have one resume to share
it wrote:
O level results
E maths: B3/4
science ( chem/phy): B3/4
chinese: B3/4
** wat is she trying to imply. is she trying to be funny?
so in future resume should look like this?
english: A1/2
chinese: A2/2
Maths: B3/4
Science: B4/4
Geography: C5/6
History: C6/6
?????????????????????
weird ppl are around, but these incidents manage to cheer up my day with a laugh.
i'm weird too..
btw i saw jie lun last nite. his performance is fantastic. i manage to maintain my image by sitting firm on my seat while others are madly stamping their foots, waving their hands, singing his songs, screaming, shouting his name, dance with light sticks, standing up etc etc. btw i brought digital cam along, but this cam disappoint me. hai yo.. realised that the battery cell is empty when i reached indoor stadium.
i enjoyed when ppl around me are enjoying my presense and ending their day with a laugh/smile.
Now i finally know wat my talent is... that is talking nonsensical topics. lol
i have a new task. my task is to erase unpleasant memories from ur hard disk and cheer up your later days.
ppl can chose to leave me. if you permit yourself to add me in your list, i promise to inject endless laughers into you. lol
Thursday, January 17, 2008
sweetheart
I KEEP ON LAUGHING
lun says:
WTF
lun says:
DAN THE TOILET PAPER
lun says:
DAN THE CHEWING GUM
lun says:
HURHUR
lun says:
I MISS YOUR NO SENSE
im enjoying when ppl enjoyed my presense.
tell u a short story. this is for my sweetheart.
one day a 27 year old bar girl is teaching in a classroom. a 15 years old fat girl approached her and asked for the bar girl's number.
fat girl: can i have your number?
bar girl: you want my number for?
fat girl: ask you out. can i ask u out on fri?
bar girl: do you know how old am i?
fat girl: yes, 27.
bar girl: yes i am 27 and u are 15. i am older then you by 12 years gap. where u wanna ask me to go? join u in archade? where u wan me to hang out? hello kitty? sorry i cant give you my number. it is very confidential.
next day -->
fat girl: ( move forward and sit on the side of the chair where the bar girl is sitting)
bar girl: ( wah biangs in her heart)
fat girl: am i heavy?
bar girl: of cos you are not heavy, you are sitting at the side of the chair not on my legs! ( stand up and move away)
fat girl: ( backside 100% cover the chair), come sit on my leg..
bar girl: ( lol in her heart)
on yah.. i forgot to mention that my contact lens broke in my eye. i had phobia to wear lens for few days. the touchlight in my car saved my life and eye.
my sweetheart called me, so touched sia. she wanted to send her resume to me through phone. lol
newton-ing soon ok.. i promise u lah..
btw i looking for this particular instant noodle. i was recommended by this friend when we were at crusing expo that day. hmm..
Wednesday, January 16, 2008
hello
Im quite amused that my fuel consumption. It dropped to 11.9litre per km. previously it was at an average of 15km. wat is drinking up my petrol? The sun? the moon or the cat who always climb on top of my car?
I will be meeting my remote husband in 2 days time. So eager hur.
There is one girl who feels so afflicted to meet me. Seeing me makes her upset. Do I look stern or demanding? Lol.
Went for a spa yesterday. Anyway I dun enjoy it.
paid for my Korean class but I kept skipping. I paid for a few activities and I skipped all. Time to be thrifty.
Sunday, January 13, 2008
assumption kills
for eg.
you are stupid. the word stupid can be replaced by silly. sentence rephrased, you are silly sounded better.
your kid is very naughty. the word naughty can be replaced by playful.
words kills unreasonably.
i noticed ppl around me assumes. i dun deny that i do have my own assumption sometimes.
but wrong words once came out from our precious mouth will always be a sin.
for eg.
you have a basket of feathers with you. you drop a feather on every 10 steps until u reach a km.
when u try to turn back to follow the path of the feathers, you will realised all or some feathers are gone, flew away.
what im trying to say is abit random. mistake cannot be forgotten, words said cannot be erase.
this week is a devastated week for me. sucky things follow one after another. i almost collapse.
lucky my mum was there for me.
anyway, all shall be a learning experience. this is a journey of learning experiences
numerous spelling and grammar mistake but i dun give a damn. im tired. goodnite and time to slumber.
Saturday, January 12, 2008
Wednesday, January 9, 2008
huge amount of stress
i am very stress.
im going insane.
some more nonsenses gonna come in , i going to breakdown.
pls stop
my phone ring non stop. NON STOP
i know i have to endure and expect all these but everything came at the same time for the past 1 week continuously.
Complains, rubbish, madness, nonsenses, ridiculous, misunderstanding, raised voice, crazy topics, ass holes everything. U name it, i have it.
ALL ALL ALL.
today someone even msg me and ask me some weird qns and tell me about god. my god.
i took 3 days mc. i dun even have the time to take a break. even when im eating, bathing. all these nonsensical things came attacking me.
tell me. wats wrong with everyone. wats wrong. weird ppl are all around.
im crying inside my heart.
Tuesday, January 8, 2008
I AM VERY ANGRY.
I AM VERY ANGRY.
I SAY AGAIN. I AM VERY VERY ANGRY.
MY BLOOD IS BOILING.
FURTHERMORE MY FRIENDS ARE DRAGGED IN. IS THIS CALL PROFESSIONALISM?
CRAZY WOMAN!
i really dun feel like wasting my breath and time on insane ppl. i got no time to entertain at all. crazy

Vio Says.. says:
u free not?
Vio Says.. says:
always so busy
chrisgan says:
how u noe im bz
Vio Says.. says:
always busy!
Vio Says.. says:
so must book 1 mth in advance
Vio Says.. says:
haha!
sometimes i just simply dun understand.
some resumes wrote:
1)
i taught a p3 kid before(abt 2 mon). coz im not local people, i dont hav o/a level result. but i passed the text of nanyang poly which is equal to o level. my gpa of last semester was 4. im pretty good in maths n engineering sci. tks.
coz im not local people
sorry i dun meant to be mean. ni bu si beng di ren huh? --
2)
Subject & levels to teach
English- P1 to P4
Chinese- P1 to Sec 2
Maths- P1 to Sec 2
Science- P1 to P3
Geography- Sec 1 to Sec 5
Science- P1 to P3???
3)
different sistem in Brazil
I used to live in California, USA and touch basic math and history to some children. In Brazil during free time i used to receive in my place studants with difficulty in english.
4)
Years of experience in teaching 1 days
she is the one who asked if there is any vacation for her as assistant teacher.
i'm pondering, is she trying to test my patient or thinks im insane?
if i were to assign student to her, i will go bankrupt.
excuse me, what are the time now?
i will reach 1 days later.
thank you
5)
Location to teach(eg. East/West/North/North East or any specific areas ):online
i dun think they are fooling around but there are just weird people all over the world.
all kinds of weird characters. issnt my instruction clear?
Sunday, January 6, 2008
i have a friend who goes mustafa everyday
attempted to call back when i woke up and the other end is actually a " not in used" number.
one missed call or eight missed calls? scary movie.
my brother told me that mother cockroach has wings and able to stick to wall. hmm..
btw i do not know how to give utterance to my thoughts. it's the fact and i cant accept it.
i wrote something on a piece of paper today. my handwriting sucks.
spent 2 hrs in my mum's room toking rubbish with her.
good to see her laugh. hmm .. i love imitation.
my friend went to one of the massage shop in chinatown.
he's being swindled. initally the lady told him the massage service for an hour is $40.
during the massage, this stupid chinese lady asked him if he wants any special service and he rejected. the lady changed her attitude.
next, when he is paying, the lady asked for $90.
she said the price for the lady is $50 and massage is $40. no special service and it's purely massaging.
this is ridiculous. totally outrageous.
totally condemn this so called resume. This is the scariest resume i ever seen. i copied and pasted the resume as below. im not arrogant but just find it scary. there are 74080483340348 mistakes
=====================================
i am louise here. just wanted to ask is there still hv any vacation for me to work as a assistant teacher
here is my rsume
Name: lousie
Sex: female
Date Of Birth: ********
Country: Singapore
Education: *********- PSLE
*****************************-Nlevel
i dont have any experience and teaching but i am willingly to learnhope to haerd from your reply soon
=====================================
just wanted to ask is there still hv any vacation for me to work as a assistant teacher ?????
just wanted to ask so means i have the choice not to reply.
there is always vacation for her . as long as she wants or even forever.
so what should my ans be?
there IS NOT STILL VACATION for you to work as A assistant teacher.
i dont have any experience and teaching but i am willingly to learnhope to haerd from your reply soon
again what should my ans be?
you dont have any EXPERIENCE AND TEACHING but i am very WILLINGLY not let my students to LEARN AND HOPE NOT TO HAERD from you forever.
Saturday, January 5, 2008
one goal is not enough. im greedy
words are powerful. if you dun like to be hurt, pls dun hurt anyone around you.
Friday, January 4, 2008
quiz gan




i din noe that i was on video, still trying hard to centralise myself. silly me.

Finally.
when you learn to let go, you will realise that you had become stronger.
Thursday, January 3, 2008
Bird nest period
If i were to have lessons for 2 hours, once per week. The fees will be $1000. This is insane.
Current Job/ Education: Jobless
I would never say that im jobless. Perhaps unemployed sound better.
i'm having my bird nest period. this is bad.
countdown to meet my husband on the 18thJan. 15 more days.
Wednesday, January 2, 2008
no topic yet
Years of experience in teaching:1/6
what should i do? should i multiple myself? 1/6 means 1 month?
2/12 reduced to the lowest term?
fraction? ratio?
nonono.. condemn.
Toilet papers are not only for wiping our backside cleavage.
They also have their own valuable worth

i'm the master, shes the disciple
a piece of shit and sickening fuck. im late, i knew there was a chewing gum on the seat and yet i sat on it. entirely for 2 hours. my 20kg buttock heat melt the gum and it stick hard and firm to my bermudas.
its bad.
Tuesday, January 1, 2008
Happy New 2008

my eyes are bleeding. brain pok with needles and bleeding profusely. brain crack and eye fried with chilli padi and mushroom. this is worst den a plate of chilli padi kang gong.
extravagant meal. the feeling is nice. every one looks happy and im feeling bliss.
i dun usually spend much on food.
watch alvin and chipmunks. nice
sense of gratification. 2008 is here. everything will be a new start. everything shall be a new start.
hmm just heard somesthing from k.
i dunno how should i express my feelings. eventhough its through writing, i cant really express out all my thoughts. i still care but it shall not be my business any more. why should i bother. waste my disk space in my brain.
anyway, i believed god is fair and everything happened for a reason.
a reason to avoid or to challenge. anyway life is not a bowl of cherries.
im glad to receive sms from frens. this shows that i still stand a place in their heart.
but i sent out nonsensical new year greeting with my pic attached to ppl. lol
resolution seems easy but it requires alot of motivation.
oh ya. exercise 3 times per week. i just weigh yesterday. damn fat. 58kg.
my stomach is getting bigger and they agreed.
outcome analysis:
stomach- 20kg
head- 20 kg
legs, hands and body- 18 kg
im gaining weight. this is the fact. i look like a fishball now.
got some sage advice from my mentor. good.
earning money is my goal.
spending money is not my goal.
earning money is not for the sake of spending them off.
weighing how much i worth in my life is my actual goal.
different ppl came with different mindset of goal.
some wished to be happy throughout their entire life while other might wished for a private apartment.




