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HI, i'm willing to take up anything at pasir ris. Do contact me at 9******* Caden.. Thank YOu


??? condemned!

=(

no one can understand how i feel.
im gazing in abstraction for the entire noon.

clients treated me with luxurious korean restaurant.
my rating for the food is excellent
service, food, price..
good good good.

Feb 2008

29 days for this month.

just paid $630 for the servicing fee of my car.

this is extreme sadnesss to me

life is a challenge,

we will not be able to overcome as everyday will have their bigger and tougher problem

nothing in life comes free.

anyway we wun be able to acheive or learn if we did not face any obstacles or challenges in life.

we learn as we grow.

i want to make a difference.

i know im arrogant.

that is me.

what are u doing during ur weekcurd?

1)
i was toking to this c***a lady

i thought you are not working during the week curd.

in my mind i keep thinking wat is weekcurd
she repeated "week curd" a few times and then i realised it's weekend.

i told her, "enjoy your day".
she told me, "enjoy you too"

eh come on, im not implying that my english is superb, this is just for laugh.
finally i come to this conclusion, the reason for pronoucning as weekcurd,
perhaps she pronouced it as "wee kend" which sound like week curd?

weekday? will be pronouced as "wee k"? er hmm.. nonsensical thoughts.. haha

2)
For the first one, although I am not an NUS graduate, I have an honours degree in English with an upper second class from the University of C**cutta

what is he trying to imply?
for the first one?
one by one?
is he refering to "first of all"?

3)
My name is G********** 27y.old from M********.I saw your add andi don't know how and where to aply?I graduated 2004 music academy,violin and i'm professionaly violinplayer.I had experience like a teacher and i would like to come there and working??How to aply for this job?

I had experience like a teacher????????

4)
Name :Arif ***********
Age :17
Race :Melayu
Nationality : Indonesian

Current Education: Undergraduate students at Nanyang Technological University year 1 course material Science and Engineering


this kind of ppl are extreme genius

5)
i came across this name
LAN LAN
Female

im just curious about the pronouciation

lan ( 1) lan (1)
lan (2) lan (2)
lan (1) lan (2)
lan(2) lan(1)
lan(3) lan(3)

aye i know im very bo liao. im going nuts. its 330am now


5)

Expected rates/hr
$20-$50/hr (depending on size and levels)



fat and p1? how much will that be?









my goal is to change car every 3 years.
be realistic, im someone who is very particular about fuel consumption.



an elderly woman died on the spot after she was knocked down by a car on today
i feel that life is so vulnerable.
i drove passed the scene, serious traffic jam
must enjoy life to the core as long as u live.

please send the driver to jail.

unlucky cycle of the month

20/2/08 to 21/2/08 ( unlucky cycle)

- affected by the market
- stress over work

went for supper. had a luxurious but simple meal again. prawn mee and dim sum.
f paid for the supper and bought a zippo light for me. thanks for pampering me. you are my ray of sunshine.

sent p home and this accident happened ghastly in the carpark.
everything seems so creepy to me.
lost my vision for a few seconds.
saw two parking lots on my right, therefore im trying to turn into them.
did not notice any headlight. (i had 7 mirrors for all angles in my car)
did not hear any horn
did not hear any reverse horn

next, i hit hard into a mini bus,
everything happen within a min.
oh i was shocked, such a big impact caused my toys and cd to fly
unfortunately, m hurt her arm
although this is a minor accident, but i dun feel good.
my car is not pretty anymore.
going for servicing soon.

- the man called me early in the morning for compensate on his car plate.
( im not going to pay a single cent, why din he check the previous nite?)

- i woke up bloody 750am for my appointment which is at 9am. when im going to reach the place, she called and cancelled the appointment. how unlucky can i be. absurd.

in the end i went to east coast park to enjoy the breeze and smell of sea then headed to bedok for my breakfast.

anyway. tomorrow will be better. Therefore, im not affected by these minors happenings.

CNY at suntec. im as sickening as ever.
We are all 27!! my gosh we know each other since sec 1

i ordered around 10 plates all for myself

one side flooded with "golden mushroom", the other side are super spicy

my day

Adriena Wow says:
youre a full grown adult
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what a word to describe me

done something sinful today.
if auntie know it. i will die.

someone told me that mustafa was infected with indian mosquito.
this indian thingy is fatal.
lolllll. issit true?

pls dhl the noodle to me
rem, crab meat and egg.
singpost will do too.

blunder blunder blunder
punctuality.
till now i still have this problem
serve me right for losing a client
this is not the first time.

rat poison doesnt help at all.

A man lost a bag containing foreign currencies amounting to S$8,300 as well as S$3,000, which he left in his car last week. Also in that bag were two mobile phones valued at S$200. The victim had left his car unlocked along the road to go to a nearby shop.

How STUPID can the man be? so pls dun blame ppl for stealing.

characters

i feel quite annoyed by c***a ppl.
hai yo.. fucking irritating. buai ta han.

hey im not nationalit-ist
but they just simply turn me off.

a slap on the wrist.

went coffee with w at marine parade.
realised i did criticize her serveral times. im bad
pls dun condemn me. its just me. =(
she's kinda comical. good good.
cant believe she's an introvert. come on lah. liar.
initally was cracking my head, hur what should i chat with her or should i just maintain my innocent image.
hur, nonetheless, the moment she get into my car, she speak like 74972937349879174 wpm with 2989498379347937 hand signals
im just trying to be exaggerating.
overall i enjoyed the coffee session.
please go cycling with me.

standing behind me is my auntie. she is going to the market
photographer did an unprofessional job. tsk tsk

name me 10 different types of fruits.

1) tomato

2) potato

hur i paused and looked at him, wth..

road block .

spary a suffocated amount of perfume.

turn on air con

unwind the window.

best actor of the moment

what did u had for ur drink?

coke.

where did u came from?

new bridge.

lucky i have a good man look face. what a close shave.

v-day

my vday was lousy.
work the entire day.
is vday really that important?
why are some ppl getting moody over v-day just because they simply dun have a date.
come on. lets be independent.

went to a sucky shop today.
the services are abusmal. low low low standard. i feel like aiming my slipper 180 degrees at her face.i tried on a shoe and asked for the mirror. she pointed at a mirror in the shop, so i went in.
next she came in and told me that i cant walk "out" with the shoe. in fact i am permit to walk in with the shoe. absurb .i told her that my slippers are outside.i asked her in a pissed look " so do you want me to fly over to my slippers?" i gave her a disgusted look. she look at her boss who is standing outside, turned and look at me.
what is this? is she nuts or mute? omg.. she is simpy brainless. pls just burn away this shop.

i drove pass this lady, she knew that im going to turn in and yet she continue with her walking, i look out, stare at her and gave a loud "tsk".

pls, weird ppl are everywhere. im weird too, but they are worse.

rather absent-minded nowadays. " zou huo lu mo" walk fire demon
pile pile pile, all u can do is to pile. just buried me.
a race against time

my bro has been pestering me for gym-ing for the past few days. im lazy my dear.


1 cm makeup in my entire life. i just simply look like a "cookie monster" .
pics taken in 2006. hem, i being forced to shoot.

anyway life is a barrel of laughs.
keep going, keep happy, stay young always.

i miss the east coast breeze

a trip down the memory lane.

chapters

sms sent yet receive

feelings hidden

well, everything happens for a reason.

the path has end,

time has passed

look forward is all i can

as time cannot be recycle.

once gone its gone.

ml

final conclusion, im being cursed.

meet up with old friends

met up with frens
laughed like ghost, majiam swallowed 2 microphones in our lungs.
actually im not the loudest. s is the loudspeaker. tsk
blue balloon in the toilet bowl but i dun give a damn.
lucky i was to pee, wat if i were to lao sai? lao sai on the balloon ar?

this major abominate feelings for u remains.
merely cos i love u too much.


uneven sucks hairstyle

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terrible, have to wake up at 9am, appointment at 10am.
lost my image today. sucks

my bro is a bum without conscience
he is a worm
a pain in the neck. tsk
i dislike him


what the hell is people naming themselves

kiakiabeng80
valentino_gal
chio_lian
gerger1988
ah_ger1988
gucci_gal
chio_gal0288
westlifeforever


* a bird in a hand is worth two in the bush

sub-concious mind

flooded with sub-concious mind after 3 days of off days.
tons of work awaiting me to solve
working 60 hrs a week.
pls enlighten me with stratgies.

im impatient. my tolerance level for patience is zero.
hmm.. met my mentor today, showered with wonderful rainbow of advices
good good good.

went to watch kung fu dunk again. this time round with my family.
i was totally extremely amazed by my mum.
lol. she told me that she brought along some food in her bag.
never expected her to bring most of the new year goodies along.
those red containers, packets of cookies, wang wang biscuit etc etc etcccccccccccc
i was like, hur, " ma, why dun u bring "rou gan" in your bag, we can eat while watching the movie?". She replied, " cannot, later oily" omggg

anyway dun come and test the water.
no effort is needed cos i will shun.
no one shall hurt my mum.
i will protect her from harm with an onion!

-tired-

happy new year- flying pan

i heard a loud "piang" when i was going to leave for my appointment.

i was like wat the fuck is this sound coming from.

next, i heard my name being call out loud.

my gosh, it's my mum.

she point to the ground anxiously.

my goodness, our frying pan flew out of the window!

reluctantly, i ran, picked up the frying pan and shouted back to my mum,

"wah biang, i cant believe this actually happened."

ran back to my car with the silly frying man look

anyway i placed the frying pan safely in my car and drove off.

kinda entertained by this "special flying pan" early in the morning.

as a matter of fact, forgiven

had actually put the heartrending image that happened 11 years ago inside the recycle bin.

merely wished that everything is fine for you.

watched kung fu dunk.
tried to take pic with halo. in the end, the photographer did an unprofessional job.tsk

where are u from?

Good Afternoon. I am Janet Tan from Tampines. I am very keen to apply for the above post and wish to submit your official application form and my personal resume, for your kind considertion.

Janet Tan from tampines?
chris from simei?
robert from bedok?

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anyway i recalled that i gave my contact no. to this bouncer at st james . he called me twice today.

originality speaks

apologies, for my room is in a mess. cant blame me cos i have no time to tidy my room. =(

smoking doesnt mean a gangster.
tattoo doesnt mean a bar girl.
dyed hair with tshirt and jeans doesnt mean a weirdo.

went sim lim to search for my laptop batt. $150 for a piece of battery
bought new year clothes along my way to simlim.
no sense of enthusiasm towards new year anymore.
or merely the reason is me getting older?

aye kinda stung by mosquito. kinda dun trust the mosquito at tiong bahru. dengue pls stay away from me.

did my makeover last year.
looking thru the pics gives me a puking feeling.
had a 1cm makeup on my face.tsk

looking through my pic gallery and i cant picture myself being 27 this year.

40.5cm new invention

i love this weather.

oh ya, pui and jac christmas present is still with me. valentines day present ?

woah.. 40.5cm. i cant believe it....!
im referring to the body fit pad by sofy. It's 40.5cm long. 35cm is already fucking long, now they invented this 40.5cm. Guess what? i bought 2 packet 40.5cm cos im so amazed by this new invention. me and my mum were laughing away when i proudly show it to her.
now the question is, im not sure if my underwear/pantie can fit in. this 40.5cm definately can protect my everest longest buttock cleavage.
my mum told me this kinda design is for fatties. omg, how am i suppose to use it? stick it right from the front till the back of my pantie?
further more i bought two packets . can i place them in yahoo auction? will people bid for pads?
hahahhaahahaha....

i have a guest. s is on her way to my house.

my level of tolerance

Jobs Applied for :

English conversation to a 9 years old boy @ Serangoon- $25(35.33 SGD) /hr

Rate: $25(35.33 SGD) /hr
Total fees per 4 weeks: $150 (211.98 SGD)
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Sec 1 and 2 English @ Bishan- $40(56.52 SGD) /hr

Level: Sec 1 and 2 EnglishRate: $40(56.52 SGD) /hr
Total fees per 4 weeks: $320 (452.22 SGD)

this is outrageous, eh i think they are testing my patience.
the rates in bracket is the suggested rates.


i really wonder how he managed to get these figures. one clap for him.


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Subject: Sorry distubing, I have an important question I want to ask.

Sorry for disturbing.I would like to teach Chinese tuition, is there any opportunity that I can teach.

-weird qns-