Age is not a particularly interesting subject. All you have to do is live long enough.

scary.


this girl has tied herself to me for the rest of my life.



been having this ultimate gasping feelins these few nites.
how to?
life threatening.

btw $2.18- petrol 5000
my latest weight,congrats to me for achieving the obese stage- 60.3kg

Some country gonna ban us from sharing their petrol.
evil.

why do we need to shout when we are just beside each other?


28/5/08- wed





running against time.
how to?


27/5/08- Tues

“The entire world is surrounded by weird people”
I really dun understand wats the purpose of taking much education.
Swallow ur grades pls.

They sound like prostitutes.
The house is haunted blah blah blah
I think you, urself is the ghost.
fuckers.

im not against education,
im only against ppl who just eat the books.
Blind, brainless, ridiculous.
Pls bring ur brain to work and stop being a director of “The ring”



25/5/08- sun

Zoo excursion.

set off on a bright sunny day
i was amazed by the incalculable people cruising around
Raining powerfully after 30 mins of the pleasure trip
Sadly, we missed out the umbrellas.
Conclusion, I might not visit the zoo again.
Boring, dirty and tiring

1 can of coke- $3
5 people- $15

1 raincoat- $3
5 raincoats- $15

1 tram ride- $3
5 people- $15

1 ice- cream- $3
5 ice- cream- $15

Tickets- $65

inflation.


extraordinary


we hide ourselves under the shelter for an hr.


mighty solution

our lovely bride

isnt she appealing and attractive? -- lousia lee


ugly betty part 20 -- wendy tan ah pui


ugly betty part 101 -- Jac


suelynn and ked


gandoo and bride


us.


left- zheng fa lady boss.


my secondary classmates.
14 years of friendship.isnt that mighty!
from school results to triumphant careers
tattoo artist, financial specialist, sales manager, general manager, network specialist, education specialist, president.


sharine - says:
but now si jia like vanished in thin air liao
sharine - says:
no one know wat happen to her
sharine - says:
u know?

MARIO-크리스 says:
haahahhahahaha
MARIO-크리스 says:
raped?
MARIO-크리스 says:
i dunno leh
MARIO-크리스 says:
u go and investigate
MARIO-크리스 says:
i give u this task to investigate

sharine - says:
got pple wanna rape her meh??

MARIO-크리스 says:
louis lor

sharine - says:
really no one knows..
sharine - says:
i tried asking ard but no one knows

MARIO-크리스 says:
wah
MARIO-크리스 says:
u wan find out from register 1 to 42
MARIO-크리스 says:
you very hardworking



si jia hur. haha
i still rem her nick in mirc "chio_lian"


tactical mistake from sly ppl happened early in the morning at 8am.
8am!
im always pissed with ppl who spoil my sleep esp im the type who goes to bed in the morning.
i really cursed her for her arrogrance
btw if she did something hurting, i wun let her off easily.
im not going to elaborate.

my killing list- 15 ppl.
if i ever had the authorise to kill . i will.

my mum won 4d and she gave me $2.
i think its funny rather then pathetic.

sometimes i really ponder hard
is everything in life planned and fated?
is our life symbolizing a storybook?
what kind of friends would we get to know?
golden friends who will be chosen to be our everlasting buddies?
what types of opportunities would we get?
our love ones?
when is our last breath?
our characters?
inborn talent?
immerse number of choices?
Unforeseen circumstances?
paths of life?
answer?
who? u? me? or god?


Our life is like a passport.
life meant to be beautiful,isnt it?
cos we will only live once and not twice.
if we dun enjoy now then when will be the ripe time to do so?
when we are human on earth or an angel in heaven?

opportunities is just like a ball
catch it or simply fly pass u. thats it.
no one is willing to spare u another ball nor
wait till u catch the ball.
its either now or never.
so when u are still alive, get hold of all opportunitites.
it dun always come to u .


why cant every human place a smile on their face everyday.
its vitally important and essential for being part of our healthy lifestyle.
isnt life is a barrel of laughs?


sometime i really envy "gwen" for having a stressfree life.
she can simply boils down everything to the simple choices or decisions.
im envy
unfortunately i could never be like her .
cos our perception is different
different set of goals

its good to have a role model. i had one for every level.
this is somesort like a pushing driven force for myself.

when i lie on my bed
i got this dying feeling
my brain is insufficient to support myself.
suddenly i have this feeling of loneliness
i shout and again no one heard.

im feeling inadequate somehow.
i do not know how to explain this verbally.
but seems unassertive.
my brain is always 100% occupied.
i need an external hard disk to share my work load.
everything seems frantic.

EQ

Date of Application
16 May 2008

Name
Ang Cheng Lee @ Betty Lu

** Betty Lu? Is there any special connection between "Ang" and "Lu"?
Im not trying to be funny but its just dun make any senses to me. =(

Hi, Hello, Thanks im Chris Gan @ Mushroom Lu

its a male singer.
i almost die on my bed watching this show.

nu ga? nei ga? nor ga?
pi male eseumnika
goodnite.

this is what i wished for today

i wished for someone "who has this magical power to make me smile silently".

west coast mc

phew, finally got myself a little break
vitality energy boosting.
ugly and thunderous laughter.

ate a filet meal set and orea cheese cake for supper.
=(
why is it so hard to control my appetite? why?

btw i mis-used bleach as detergent and had my room mopped.
din realise till my mum told me.
my entire room smell like decomposed shit.

if i had a choice, i wished to be a fish.

i realised i had attained all my goals for the year 2007.

for the month of april till now, i have been flooded with depressive associates
its contagious isnt it?
im appreciating those confide.
at least im someone who they will turn to when upset.

a psychiatrist turned to me today.
i was shocked cos isnt he a specialised
he told me how upset he got to be by listening to each and every stories of life by different families everyday.
being a shrink doesnt mean a magician. i realised.
they, too had vulnerabilities inside them.
and i guessed somehow he is affected.
dun u agree if you were to hang out with depressive ppl everyday, you will be blended in?
and if you were to blend into a group who shows their teeth of smiles everyday, you will be cheerful somehow?
its contagious.

stress, work , families or loves bring detrimental effects to our daily mood.
how should human beings control them?
we are not robots nor creatures.
theres no way we could avoid that.
what we can do is to program our ownself mindset.
just like java programming. you encode your own codes based on ur desire program.
if the world cant change for u.
u, have to change it urself.
stop blaming, cos the world could do nothing for u.
life is short, but the world is large.

as for gwen, set your own boundaries.
if he crosses the line,
just ask him to fuck off.
stay firm , assertive and ask him to back off.
unless u wanna be a fly
isnt that better?
pls u are a lady not a baby
you are the boss of urself.


truely madly deeply detesting facts:

a) ch*na. their disgust ascent and hunger to become a courtesan in our territory.
b) i have this impression that all man stinks.
c) B.O is a nono!
d) im impatient with ppl who talk in a slow and monotonous way
e) Im pissed with ppl who crosses my boundaries.
f) my room is becoming a mountain.
g) i dislike cabbies.


Random facts:

a) mustafa is my heaven
b) i slept 8 hours per day.
c) Blades of glory crazy hilarious
d) Its time for me to prone my room.
e) i enjoy being alone
f) im living in a frantic life
g) just 0.4kg more, i will sit in the obese category

This is my frens first production
http://www.thedaysmovie.com/

Do support him k.
Btw the lady bouncer at play were taking part in the show too





Resumes:

1)
Dear Sir/ Madam, I am interested in the post and that it's under the 1st category..

This is the content that she wrote. Wat the hell is 1st category.



Facts:

People who sleep fewer than six hours a night or more than nine are more likely to be obese.

Smoking was highest for people who got under six hours of sleep, saying they were current smokers. Those who got nine or more hours also were big puffers.

In another measure, nearly half of those who slept nine hours or more each night were physically inactive in their leisure time, which was worse even than the lightest sleepers and the proper sleepers. Many of those who sleep nine hours or more may have serious health problems that make exercise difficult.

Many elderly people are in the group who get the least sleep, which would help explain why physical activity rates are low. Those skimpy sleepers who are younger may still feel too tired to exercise.

me: so true.

vintage fancier

JB with mum.
walk bus walk mrt walk bus walk and finally destination!
she dun permit me to drive in.
woah.. the experience with her is terrible. scarier den osama.
i might get slaughter cos of her.

are u a vegetable?
i am a vegetable.

best fried forever
friend kway tiao
tsk.


in the news:

1)
calling his conduct disgraceful and highly damaging to the reputation of the police force, a District Judge sentenced sergeant Phua Jun Yang, 25, to three months jail on Wednesday for having sex with two women, aged 23 and 24, who were under drug supervision.

tsk, why din they reward him with strokes for being such a great hero??!!
shame.

2)
Olympics tickets all sold out!1.38 million tickets all sold out! woah put my hands together!

im turning away from you.
because it's you.



pls thank me for this picture!
east coast park at 1am.
simply dun understand why she could just slumber without showering.

resume:
1)
Age 31.00

wth is with the 00 behind?
reminds me of that gal who gave me her contact no. as +65-0-9*******
what is that 0 for?
secret code hur.

2)
Hi, I am Tay Xiu Yu and I have attached a photo of myself as requested from you at around 11.20 pm via sms.


the way he says things:

brian says: wats ur blog liao
I say: wat liao
brian says: ur blog
brian says: www.simi.blogspot.com
I say: www.iamgandoo.blogspot.com


do u have this sentiment moment nowadays whereby u miss ur mum so much?
i did, right now.
i called her mobile but she asked me not to disturb her.
isnt that sad.

my client ask me to move in with her.
i think shes serious.


PIN NUMBER REVERSAL (GOOD TO KNOW)

If you should ever be forced by a robber to withdraw money from an ATM machine, you can notify the police by entering your Pin # in reverse.

For example if your pin number is 1234 then you would put in 4321. The ATM recognizes that your pin number is backwards from the ATM card you
placed in the machine.

The machine will still give you the money you requested, but unknown to The robber, the police will be immediately dispatched to help you.

This information was recently broadcasted on TV and it states that it is seldom used because people don't know it exists.


try this:
http://www.counterfeitmini.com/main.swf

enjoy ur slaps

i saw those anguished tears filled in ur eyes.
those precious tears of yours,
drowned ur elegant attitude into fear.
dun judge by the fatal list.
be glad that u will be stronger.
=)


news:

1)
She was afraid that she would lose her job if she did not give in to her boss' demands. Armed with only a secondary school education, Ms Tan was worried that she would not be able to find another job if she lost her current one. She was also frightened that her family would find out about her secret.

2)
Students should say no to pressure from male teachers to have sex with them in return for good grades.


eventually all prostitue will die young.
apparently, they deserve to die young.
damn dear pussy is for god's pleasure.
its not a money making machine nor achieving the world best student's award.
numb.

I have received good humanitarian signals from our kind god.

She claimed that we are the suicide team.
3 in 1, ruined team.
Closing stages were apparently ugly.
Power puff girls, i suggested.

My mum is worse den Osama!
She locked my passport.
=(

i behaved like an old man today
talk, eat, walk , work, type, read at damn slow speed.
subconciously concussion

westlifeforever1314@hotmail.com
ilovejayforeverandever7374@yahoo.com.sg
therainbowshineoverthesunlightcloud@yahoo.com.sg
yes and these are some of the identical email adds that i came across.
longest email address.
typical crazy fans of theirs.
and best part is, they are all above 24 years old.



i really need an answer.
does ufo really exist?

no one in this planet is perfect. none.

food crisis.
prata 80cents.
tei 90 cents.

left 3 days and yet u are going overseas.
sometimes i really annoyed by both of u.
take off ur masks.
isnt that tricky.
pls calm the fuck down.
there is always a reason behind each action.
you! u are a meek!
you meekly did as what he told.
docile.
wuss.
u chose to be a meek.
stop whining.
this pain period is redundant.
and soon u will know it's really redundant.
life is short and u have better things to do.
pls get this into ur mind.
both of u are in different world.
different mindset.
love or just sympathy?
illusion?
hur?
you might reject or refuse me.
im not taunting at u.
but i wan you to realise.
no human beings is born as a loser.
u have the full control and power of choices.
if u refused both.
even our dearest god cant help u.
come, i give u a pat on ur shoulder.
silly.


im becoming a geek n soon i will dress like a monk.
what will the world became if everything were to be perfect?


Resumes:

Subject & levels to teach: EMC and sports/PE/Fitness for fat kids

woahh fat kids. i guess overweight is a preferred word.


news:

1)KUALA LUMPUR: A 28-year-old housewife was murdered by a couple believed to be her relatives, for refusing to lend them RM20 ($8).

$8 for a death sentence?

2)NTUC discount vouchers
To help Singaporeans cope with the higher food prices, NTUC is giving out $4 million of FairPrice discount vouchers

pls. its redundant. NTUC has never been cheap.

3)THE broader economic backdrop for the Singapore property market generally looks weak in the next 18 months,

we gonna affected in all areas anyway.

4)Aveage daily salary for a worker in Phillipines is less than $1

Our daily cab fare is 1/2 or equivalent to their monthly salary

5)

EXXONMOBIL
Type Old price New price
Synergy 2000 S$ 2.053 S$ 2.083
Synergy 5000 S$ 2.086 S$ 2.116
Synergy 8000 S$ 2.160 S$ 2.190
Synergy Diesel S$ 1.613 S$ 1.663

dun complain if u owned a car. the dictator did not instruct u to have one.

out of the blue, i realised that i miss alot ppl.

Ked says:
u go, i go, wendy go
Ked says:
u dun go, i dun go, wendy dun go

virus hur.

everything seems fruitless.
so wat if i handcuffed my hands to the lappy.
my brain is not functioning well and
none results are being produced.
information are so raw.
im pissed with ppl.
esp those old ugly woman who tot they are filty wealthy.
i dun curse them.
but just hope everything go against them.

3 more days.
if not i will fuck him upside down.
my tolerance level for today is 0.
just like wat happened in cine.
u may laugh, u may curse, u may freak.
but why am i responding this way.
its not a joke.
its irritating.

and some educated ppl really turn me off.
pls dun act smart on the surface.
so wat if u have the paper.
do u know how to sail,
do u know how to golf,
do u know how to fly a proper kite.
perhaps u dun even know how to swim.
just die with ur papers freak!


recap of the day: i did not acheive any. nvm tmr will be better!