Sunday, January 31, 2010

live one day at a time

i received a letter attention to "Chris Gan Ming hui"
So is it for Chris Gan or Gan Ming hui?
haha.

She wanted to stay away from Singapore, hopefully to disconnect her memories with her old love. I think this is total absurd.

Does poltergeist still exist in this world?
i hope it doesnt.

She's back to Afhganistan again.
She's back to the war and never come back.

Just bought a pure red silk boxer for new year. So vintage.

What is your purpose to live in this world?
I know mine, what about yours?

My new toy


im in love with my new specs. whoopa!


as usual- golden mushroom swimming in laksa steamboat.


It might take me 8 years to finish this giant lolli, By the time i finished,all my teeth will melt and i have to "jia tao gey" for the rest of my life.


“I don’t know “
probably you didn’t know the effect and impact of these 3 words that u gifted to me for the last. This is enough to kill everything that we have built. I’m sorry and I just cant let go of the hatred. All the best to you.

Thursday, January 28, 2010

hahahha !!! laugh die me

grabbed from Carol's blog.

Miss Gan had been facing some problems.
Some serious major problem.
Here's the problem:

wrote a warning note to my neighbours where i have given them my maximum tolerance
The mum and girl are freaking noisy every single weekday morning.
shout, run, stomp, stamp, cry, slam the wooden door and metal gate
wtf

anonymous:
you woke up early in the morning dont mean people have to wake up too.
pls lower down ur volume and be considerate.
(Quoted)


Here are some ways you can try, babe!


Satisfying, Harmless Revenge on Your Neighbor with Liquid ASS <---Click


Or


Here's a trick to pull on a door that opens inward when the victim is inside, such as during the night. Tape newspaper over the door frame, leaving an opening at the top. Now fill the space with styrofoam peanuts, little balls of paper, popcorn, etc. and then finish closing off the opening. When the mark opens the door, a partial vacuum is created and the stuff will fly all over the room.


Or


Glue a dollar outside her door. Laugh when she attempt to pick it up.


Put the name, address, and phone number of your neighbour on a hundred pieces of paper. Include information about a $25 reward for their return for a scientific study about wind currents. Attach these to helium balloons and turn them loose on a windy day. Or, instead of balloons, put the reward offers about ocean currents inside bottles and throw into the ocean. This could end up torturing the victim for months, even years.


Or


Put the useless flyer in her mailbox...


Or imitate a ghost early in morning, standing outside her window.


Or maybe just call the police or town council.
Or maybe, move house.


Or Google.


Hope it helps..
=)

Monday, January 25, 2010

wrote a warning note to my neighbours where i have given them my maximum tolerance
The mum and girl are freaking noisy every single weekday morning.
shout, run, stomp, stamp, cry, slam the wooden door and metal gate
wtf

anonymous:
you woke up early in the morning dont mean people have to wake up too.
pls lower down ur volume and be considerate.

Wednesday, January 20, 2010



Do u like my new image hur

Thursday, January 14, 2010

I just want to punch her



fuckss i really feel like punching her till she cannot even stand up and perform her sexy dance

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

girl: any discount for this shoe?
owner: no. we don't give any discount.
girl: ok, then any freebies?
owner: yes
girl: what?
owner: free plastic bag.

fuckssss damn funny!



These pimps are getting more knowledgeable on latest technology. Even prostituting can go through online agency. Fast and furious. Killing rates for high class services.


2 in 1 usage roll-on cum dildo.


Buddy rub somemore.




this pic describes me perfectly. haha. C.G Oil
Bottle up this tonic and your hair will be powerful.


just sent my brother off to the airport. It has been a long day for me.yawnnzz going off to slumber. nitey

Saturday, January 2, 2010

Mustafa comes with membership now!!

Mustafa has produced their own membership card. hahaha It's free!

S: Mustafa got membership now. You can sign up
Me: What the fuck. What membership? like how?
S: I din check... You interested? Cos i am here... Then i saw... so i text you...
Me: Help me see? Haha
S: It's free!
me: Fucks!! Help me take APPLICATION FORM!! or help me fill in can?? Got discount? haha
S:Need your thumb print. They is the high tech...
me: hahahhaa!!! fucks thumb print!!


I'm not surprise that they will innovate and come out with their own creditcard.

Perhaps it will look like this?


Possible Terms and conditions/ privileges?
- 10% storewide discount
- priorty queuing
- 0% storewide installment plan
- Free "infra rate forehead sticker" for the first 100 signups.
- "Insurance protection" within mustafa premises.
- Lucky draw ( 2 way ticket to Afganistan)
* Only Indian may apply.

Dui Mei Cuo!

Hellooo 2010!

Wooo had a nice new year celebation.
awaiting for the new year eve's picture to be uploaded. As usual, massive jam for sms greetings.