busy!

resume wrote:

1)
My Name is Meng **** ,from C***a and I am now studying Industrial System Engineering in N**. I　found through NIEO team that you need a Chinese tutor for a P3 student, and I think myself to be of help to you..I have already got your phone number, however I did not phone you since I was afraid that a sudden call may disturb you.Do you mind to reply this email and tell me at what time you will be free? therefore i can call you?

2)
An applicant actually scanned her Identity card and send in to me.

pms crisis

im looking for this particular black polo t which had gone missing.
i searched and messed up my entire cupboard.
where have u gone too? pls come back. sigh

weird ppl are around. they called and armed with me silly questions.

i dun mind spending on worthwhile books.

pms crisis, therefore dun come and disturb me. i will roar.

could sense that im getting arrogant nowadays.


came across this while reading resume.
contact no: +65-0-6566****

what is that 0 for? press 1 for English, press 2 for chinese, press 0 for tamil.

had my car polished. the guy done a great job.
frustrated with my new phone. surprised that the phone was selling around $1200 without plan and i simply bought it at $250 with plan, new year offer. The functions are great but its not that user friendly.

fucks.

multi tasking

this post should be posted 04803348days ago.but i left it as draft to grow spider web

1) confused by keys. when i was trying to open my house door, i took out my car key and press the button. i paused for awhile and laugh to myself for being nuts.

2) guessed im bad in multi tasking, was talking to pui and receiving sms at the same time. when she was about to put down the phone with me, instead of saying "goodbye" to her, i said "thank you". i paused and we laughed. im suppose to reply the "thank you" msg back to my fren.

how silly i can be at all times.

i glanced through C profile at friendster. Im so digusted by her pictures. come on, the girl is straight. she is not ur type and u are not her type too. dun try to act as though she is yours.

overseas girl fren hur? i think all these are nonsense.

on the phone with 1/6 tutor

im on a phone with this 1/6 tutor.

im really curious what is 1/6 ( years of teaching experience).
She told me 1/6 refers to 2 months. 1/6 is the fraction.
i asked her why not put 2 months instead.
she said i asked years of experience for that qns, therefore she put 1/6 years.

hmm ok it do make sense.

she sound like chipmunks. really. i have this urge to tell her how i feel about her.
she really sound like chipmunks.


now im feeling confuse. is my qns confused or ?

Years of experience in teaching: 0.5
Years of experience in teaching: 1/6

beef leather?

The below applicant applied for the JC1 General paper assignment

she wrote:

I saw the below available vacancies which you sent me the daily vacancies. I am really interested in the below assignment. I did ever forward my resume and you had received it as well. Please let me know how can i go about it. I would like to give it a try. And its quite near also as i am staying in Jurong. Let me give it a try for this.


im not being arrogant nor laughing at people's english/ resume. my english sucks neither.

amusing anecdote to share:

btw i asked my mum wat is my wallet made of.. she answered "beef leather"..
beef is famous nowadays hur?
mum just gave me an hour of massage. my mum is not old. she is vintage. lol

oh ya , i think there is a duplicated of my soul in pui lian's body. she knows me too well.
scary.
anyway she's right. i only joke with the ppl whom i have ultimate feelings towards them.
this is me.
this is not liking or detesting, if im not comfortable with the person, i will just remain my individual unquie and vintage image. lol

my frens

i miss pui lian and kah mei.

i have a fren who eat prawn everyday

i have a fren who go newton everyday

i have a fren who go mustafa everyday.

i managed to dig out this photo. i love black tshirts especially
one fine sunny day while i was doing my laundry, i realised something..

time is my precious commodity

me and my client were discussing about luxury goods.

he asked me how to make a brand popular.
while we were so into the topic, we were talking about our favourite brands etc
suddenly he told me that there is this particular shoe which is made of beef

i stopped and pondered for awhile.
i took out my wallet and asked him, you mean this wallet is made of beef?

then we paused for a second, next laugh out loud. it's cow skin not beef.

btw am i right? cow's skin? this is fucking funny. my wallet is made of beef



placed a toy gun in my car, i took out the gun and began acting with it.
i hide the gun in my sock , stand behind a van and start shooting here and there

din realise that there is someone in the opp car. lol

anyway i had fun. had a luxury meal.