sometimes i just simply dun understand.

apologies, sometime i dun meant to be mean. but somehow these resumes manage to cheer up my day.


some resumes wrote:

1)
i taught a p3 kid before(abt 2 mon). coz im not local people, i dont hav o/a level result. but i passed the text of nanyang poly which is equal to o level. my gpa of last semester was 4. im pretty good in maths n engineering sci. tks.

coz im not local people
sorry i dun meant to be mean. ni bu si beng di ren huh? --

2)
Subject & levels to teach
English- P1 to P4
Chinese- P1 to Sec 2
Maths- P1 to Sec 2
Science- P1 to P3
Geography- Sec 1 to Sec 5

Science- P1 to P3???

3)

different sistem in Brazil

I used to live in California, USA and touch basic math and history to some children. In Brazil during free time i used to receive in my place studants with difficulty in english.

4)

Years of experience in teaching 1 days

she is the one who asked if there is any vacation for her as assistant teacher.
i'm pondering, is she trying to test my patient or thinks im insane?

if i were to assign student to her, i will go bankrupt.
excuse me, what are the time now?
i will reach 1 days later.
thank you

5)

Location to teach(eg. East/West/North/North East or any specific areas ):online

i dun think they are fooling around but there are just weird people all over the world.
all kinds of weird characters. issnt my instruction clear?

i have a friend who goes mustafa everyday

weired. i received 8 missed call from this particular number.
attempted to call back when i woke up and the other end is actually a " not in used" number.
one missed call or eight missed calls? scary movie.

my brother told me that mother cockroach has wings and able to stick to wall. hmm..

btw i do not know how to give utterance to my thoughts. it's the fact and i cant accept it.
i wrote something on a piece of paper today. my handwriting sucks.

spent 2 hrs in my mum's room toking rubbish with her.
good to see her laugh. hmm .. i love imitation.

my friend went to one of the massage shop in chinatown.
he's being swindled. initally the lady told him the massage service for an hour is $40.
during the massage, this stupid chinese lady asked him if he wants any special service and he rejected. the lady changed her attitude.
next, when he is paying, the lady asked for $90.
she said the price for the lady is $50 and massage is $40. no special service and it's purely massaging.
this is ridiculous. totally outrageous.



totally condemn this so called resume. This is the scariest resume i ever seen. i copied and pasted the resume as below. im not arrogant but just find it scary. there are 74080483340348 mistakes

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i am louise here. just wanted to ask is there still hv any vacation for me to work as a assistant teacher
here is my rsume

Name: lousie
Sex: female
Date Of Birth: ********
Country: Singapore
Education: *********- PSLE
*****************************-Nlevel

i dont have any experience and teaching but i am willingly to learnhope to haerd from your reply soon
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just wanted to ask is there still hv any vacation for me to work as a assistant teacher ?????

just wanted to ask so means i have the choice not to reply.
there is always vacation for her . as long as she wants or even forever.

so what should my ans be?
there IS NOT STILL VACATION for you to work as A assistant teacher.

i dont have any experience and teaching but i am willingly to learnhope to haerd from your reply soon

again what should my ans be?
you dont have any EXPERIENCE AND TEACHING but i am very WILLINGLY not let my students to LEARN AND HOPE NOT TO HAERD from you forever.

one goal is not enough. im greedy

-- fat fat fat

Im having ultra fun for the past 2 days.
will be going away for a war till next wed.

big load of responsiblity in the near future.

went movie ( body 19) at cathay.

pampered myself with orea cheese cake thereafter.

went mustafa again. i went yesterday. my gosh

need to exercise. my brother is dragging me to exercise with him.

im fat.

sexier backside

bigger tummy

bigger breast

triple chin

sigh. i have to watch out my diet.

wrong choice of word will precipitate wars
words are powerful. if you dun like to be hurt, pls dun hurt anyone around you.

hai yo. i just parted with my $1500. paid the 50% deposit for the air ticket. heart broke and bleeding! ouchh!!

its for my mum. so its worthwhile.

5 days 4 night hong kong trip.

quiz gan

i din noe that i was on video, still trying hard to centralise myself. silly me.

Finally.

everything happens for a reason.
when you learn to let go, you will realise that you had become stronger.

everything can be recycle but one thing can never be recycled. that is "time"

it is bad if time is spent away pointlessly.

god had created a life for you to be happy man.

anyway i know my grammar sucks but i dun give a damn. lol

Bird nest period

Expected rates/hr: $125/ hr
If i were to have lessons for 2 hours, once per week. The fees will be $1000. This is insane.

Current Job/ Education: Jobless
I would never say that im jobless. Perhaps unemployed sound better.

i'm having my bird nest period. this is bad.

countdown to meet my husband on the 18thJan. 15 more days.

hairstyle specially for my jie lun

no topic yet

i came across this while going through resume,

Years of experience in teaching:1/6

what should i do? should i multiple myself? 1/6 means 1 month?
2/12 reduced to the lowest term?
fraction? ratio?

nonono.. condemn.


Toilet papers are not only for wiping our backside cleavage.
They also have their own valuable worth

i'm the master, shes the disciple

a piece of shit and sickening fuck. im late, i knew there was a chewing gum on the seat and yet i sat on it. entirely for 2 hours. my 20kg buttock heat melt the gum and it stick hard and firm to my bermudas.

its bad.

Happy New 2008

i am feeling exhausted after a long long day.

my eyes are bleeding. brain pok with needles and bleeding profusely. brain crack and eye fried with chilli padi and mushroom. this is worst den a plate of chilli padi kang gong.

extravagant meal. the feeling is nice. every one looks happy and im feeling bliss.
i dun usually spend much on food.
watch alvin and chipmunks. nice

sense of gratification. 2008 is here. everything will be a new start. everything shall be a new start.

hmm just heard somesthing from k.
i dunno how should i express my feelings. eventhough its through writing, i cant really express out all my thoughts. i still care but it shall not be my business any more. why should i bother. waste my disk space in my brain.

anyway, i believed god is fair and everything happened for a reason.
a reason to avoid or to challenge. anyway life is not a bowl of cherries.

im glad to receive sms from frens. this shows that i still stand a place in their heart.
but i sent out nonsensical new year greeting with my pic attached to ppl. lol

resolution seems easy but it requires alot of motivation.

oh ya. exercise 3 times per week. i just weigh yesterday. damn fat. 58kg.
my stomach is getting bigger and they agreed.

outcome analysis:
stomach- 20kg
head- 20 kg
legs, hands and body- 18 kg

im gaining weight. this is the fact. i look like a fishball now.

got some sage advice from my mentor. good.


earning money is my goal.
spending money is not my goal.

earning money is not for the sake of spending them off.
weighing how much i worth in my life is my actual goal.

different ppl came with different mindset of goal.
some wished to be happy throughout their entire life while other might wished for a private apartment.